You know that feeling of browsing the brand new books at the book store? I want to re-create that as best as I can online.  But I’ve got better shelf categories than the boring ones they have at the story like “Teen Fantasy” and “Paranormal Romance.”  And the best part – they are shelved purely on me judging the cover.  I make no promises to the accuracy of the “genres” I’ve placed the books in.  I hope you find some fun new books :)

The Dangers of

Ketchup and Mustard

It’s really dangerous, guys. REALLY DANGEROUS. (Also this book technically comes out on Thursday.  But I write these posts on Tuesday.  I’m not cool enough to just do things on whatever day I want like J.K. Rowling.)

Come Birds; Nest in My Hair

You know, birds, if there isn’t enough room in that second cover for you to nest in, head on over to the first cover.  There’s plenty of room in her hair.

Can I Borrow You Iphone?

PLEASE?

I’ll give it back….I swear….

This Is Halloween…

Jack Skellington’s new vacay spot, math teacher, and girlfriend. Then we round it off with wisdom he has learned from his distinguished writing career.

The Blues

Shelob LIVES

Is That Johnny Depp

as the Mad Hatter???

That is what she’s looking at. True story.

Oliver gets Twisty

Did You Mean “PADAWAN”?

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